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The Lonely Island - YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar

 

Adam Levine: YOLO 

Andy: YOLO, you only live once. 

The battle cry of a generation. 
This life is a precious gift. 
So don’t get too crazy, 
it’s not worth the risk. 

Chorus 

Adam Levine: 
You know that we are still young. 
So don’t be dumb. 
Don’t trust anyone, 
cause you only live once. 

Verse 1 

Kiv: Ugh, you only live once, 
thats the motto. 
So take a chill pill, 
ease off the throttle. 

Jorm: Never go to loud clubs 
cause it’s bad for your ears. 
Your friends will all be sorry 
when they can’t hear. 

Andy: And stay the hell away from drugs 
cause they’re not legal. 
Then bury all your money in the backyard 
like a beagle. 

Kiv: Cause you should never trust a bank 
They’ve been known to fail. 
And never travel by car, a bus, 
boat or by rail. 

Jorm: And don’t travel by plane. 
And don’t travel at all. 
Built a bomb shelter basement 
with titanium walls. 

Andy: And where titanium suits 
in case pianos fall on ya. 
And never go in saunas 
cause they’re crawlin’ with piranhas. 

Kiv: And never take the stairs 
cause they’re often unsafe. 
You only live once, 
don’t let it go to waste. 

CHORUS 

Adam Levine: 
You know that we are still young, 
so hold off on the fun. 
Cook your meat ’til it’s done, 
cause you only live once. 

Verse 2 

Jorm: Yeah, 
and here’s another piece of advice: 
Stay away from kids 
cause their hair is filled with mad lice. 

Andy: There’s no such thing 
as too much Purell. 
This a cautionary tale, 
word to George Orwell. 

Kiv: So don’t 1980 force 
any plugs into sockets. 
Always wear a chastity belt 
and triple lock it. 

Jorm: Then hire a taster 
make him check your food for poison. 
And if you think your mailman is a spy 
then destroy him. 

Andy: No blankets or pajamas 
they can kill you in your sleep. 
Two words about furniture: 
killing machines. 

Kiv: Board your windows up 
the sun is bad for your health. 
And always wear a straight jacket 
so you’re safe from yourself. 

Kendrick Lamar: 
Take no chances (no chances) 
Stop freelancin’ (right now) 
Invest in your future, 
don’t dilute your finances (uh huh) 
401K, make sure it’s low risk 
Then get some real estate (how much?) 
4.2%Thirty year mortgage, 
that’s important, that’s a great deal 
And if you can’t afford it, 
don’t forge it on your last bill 
Renting is for suckers right now 
A dependable savings, 
and you’ll retire with money in your account. 
Beast. 

All: 
YOLO, say no no. 
Isolate yourself 
and just roll solo 
Be care-folo 
You oughta look out 
also stands for YOLO. 

Chorus 

Adam Levine: 
You know that we are still young. 
Burn the prints off your thumbs. 
Then pull out all your teeth, 
so you can’t bite your tongue. 

Only on this earth for a short time, time 
So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die. 

Just take our advice and hide 
and scream YOLO to the sky. 

Andy: You oughta look out. 

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The main reason why I will be seeing Grown Ups 2

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fuckyeahlonelyisland:

I’m a sucka’ for bong blows and collage frat bros yeah

Fresh out hoes, bros and jalapeños

Jalapeños, hotter than pepperoncinis yo’know

Samboni eat ‘em fast, the other’s eat ‘em slow yeah

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe

Had so many jalapeños, didn’t know what to do, and she said

“It’s getting hot in here, so eat jalapeños”

All my amigos eat jalapeños, Uh-Oh! yeah

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I miss ‘em

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I miss ‘em

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GO GO POWER RANGERS

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GO GO POWER RANGERS

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we go together

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we go together

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I think out of all three of the guys, Akiva is the best rapper.
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snlconfessions:

I think out of all three of the guys, Akiva is the best rapper.

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YouTube Fangirl/Fanboy Comment of the Day!

Someone likes this song a wee bit too much : )

You know you’re a true Lonely Islander when…

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  • You know who’s who in Japan
  • You know who’s who in Turtleneck & Chain
  • You know what their parents name is
  • You know when to say Sandwich and Fresh in Hot Rod
  • You know who Smadof Schmitler is
  • You’ve seen B.P.D
  • You know every word of at least one song
  • You’ve heard The Heist, Cocaine, Metaphor, I Think I Might Have Killed The President & Zanzabar
  • You’ve seen Wainy Days because of Jorma
  • You accidentally write “Andy” instead of “And”
  • You think Akiva’s name is completely normal and not unusual at all